Season 14 of the Real Housewives of Orange County brought us rumors, divorces, a new housewife, and injuries. Oh yeah, and Emily’s husband Shane didn’t pass the bar exam again. Though it may not have been the most exciting season to date, it definitely gave us a lot of memorable moments. In honor of theContinue reading “The Craziest Moments of RHOC Season 14”
Watching The Hills in 2006:
“Justin Bobby is so dreamy!”
Watching The Hills in 2019:
“Justin Bobby is so problematic…ally dreamy.”
Just when I thought the Tres Amigas in the OC took the title of Best Housewives Episode of all time, the RHONY ladies quickly said ‘hold my pinot.’ Grab your life jackets and some toilet paper…and hang on tight – cause we are in for one hell of a ride in this RHONY recap!
Hi there friends. Just as our favorite crew members took a day off last episode, so did I. I had quite the crazy trip in Miami, and I was beat. I also like how I am assuming people missed me, who am I kidding? Lol. I got to chat with some yachties on South BeachContinue reading “There’s Sort of a Drinking Game in Here: A Below Deck Recap”
Welcome to Diana’s Michelin Star Below Deck Med Recap. On tonight’s menu, you can expect to find: A starter of Captain Sandy blaming Hannah for everything A main course of Joao antics A steamy Hannah and Conrad date for dessert I hope you’re hungry! We start out with Captain Salty Sandy being ridiculous – she’s lettingContinue reading “Joao is a Michelin Star A*Hole: A Below Deck Med Recap”
This Below Deck Med recap is coming to you live from Portland, ME. Yes, I am recapping after hours on a business trip, because I am #Committed. I even had a Mediterranean Dinner to celebrate the occasion. So the sparkling rosé and Disaronno on the rocks I had will only make me extra sassy. Enjoy! ThisContinue reading “Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (On Your CV): A Below Deck Med Recap”
This season started off so chock full of drama, that it was bound to hit a bit of a lull at some point. That happened this week, with Bravo forcing us to do a keg stand full of Austen’s beer. This week starts off with Craig and Austen on a journey to Greenville to pickContinue reading “America Didn’t Ask for This (and Other Names for Austen’s Beer Line): A Southern Charm Recap”
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, off rude ass guests who abuse a crew and leave a pitiful tip!” For those of you under the age of 65, google the Gilligan’s Island theme song, and you’ll get it. It’s time for another Below Deck Recap! WeContinue reading “Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap”
It’s RHONY time, and I’ve been like a little dog drooling ever since we saw the police cruiser cam footage of the Countess getting arrested last week…finally that moment has arrived! …or maybe not. In true Bravo style, we don’t open with the continuation of Luann’s arrest. Why would they give the people what we’veContinue reading “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is The Countess Speaking (55 Minutes Later): A RHONY Recap”
Sucky service, whiny guests, a love square, and a bottle of tequila that is more important than Jesus himself – it’s this week’s episode of Below Deck Med!