I can’t believe next week is the last episode of The Hills: New Beginnings. I’m really quite sad about this…not as sad as when Bethenny announced she was leaving RHONY, but it’s up there.
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Watching The Hills in 2006 vs 2019
Watching The Hills in 2006:
“Justin Bobby is so dreamy!”
Watching The Hills in 2019:
“Justin Bobby is so problematic…ally dreamy.”
If the Cast of Below Deck Med Season 4 Were School Superlatives
I’m feeling ~inspired~ by the Season 4 Cast of Below Deck Med (and I’m not talking Chef Mila about to make a bunch of sandwiches ‘inspired.’) Throw your grad caps off the bow of the Sirocco, cause we’re going back to High School – I’m ranking the cast members Yearbook Superlative style!
Oh Ship!: A RHONY Recap
Just when I thought the Tres Amigas in the OC took the title of Best Housewives Episode of all time, the RHONY ladies quickly said ‘hold my pinot.’ Grab your life jackets and some toilet paper…and hang on tight – cause we are in for one hell of a ride in this RHONY recap!
There’s Sort of a Drinking Game in Here: A Below Deck Recap
Hi there friends. Just as our favorite crew members took a day off last episode, so did I. I had quite the crazy trip in Miami, and I was beat. I also like how I am assuming people missed me, who am I kidding? Lol. I got to chat with some yachties on South BeachContinue reading “There’s Sort of a Drinking Game in Here: A Below Deck Recap”
Look at me, I’m Captain Sandy (and a few other bad Grease Puns): A Below Deck Med Recap.
This yacht is automatic, it’s systematic, it’s DRAMMMAAAATIC! Why it’s Below Deck Med! I’m just going to warn you, I’m feeling excitement over leaving for a trip in 2 days and I’m also just took some cold meds because lucky me got sick a few days ago. So things are about to get weird. OurContinue reading “Look at me, I’m Captain Sandy (and a few other bad Grease Puns): A Below Deck Med Recap.”
Joao is a Michelin Star A*Hole: A Below Deck Med Recap
Welcome to Diana’s Michelin Star Below Deck Med Recap. On tonight’s menu, you can expect to find: A starter of Captain Sandy blaming Hannah for everything A main course of Joao antics A steamy Hannah and Conrad date for dessert I hope you’re hungry! We start out with Captain Salty Sandy being ridiculous – she’s lettingContinue reading “Joao is a Michelin Star A*Hole: A Below Deck Med Recap”
Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (On Your CV): A Below Deck Med Recap
This Below Deck Med recap is coming to you live from Portland, ME. Yes, I am recapping after hours on a business trip, because I am #Committed. I even had a Mediterranean Dinner to celebrate the occasion. So the sparkling rosé and Disaronno on the rocks I had will only make me extra sassy. Enjoy! ThisContinue reading “Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (On Your CV): A Below Deck Med Recap”
America Didn’t Ask for This (and Other Names for Austen’s Beer Line): A Southern Charm Recap
This season started off so chock full of drama, that it was bound to hit a bit of a lull at some point. That happened this week, with Bravo forcing us to do a keg stand full of Austen’s beer. This week starts off with Craig and Austen on a journey to Greenville to pickContinue reading “America Didn’t Ask for This (and Other Names for Austen’s Beer Line): A Southern Charm Recap”
Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, off rude ass guests who abuse a crew and leave a pitiful tip!” For those of you under the age of 65, google the Gilligan’s Island theme song, and you’ll get it. It’s time for another Below Deck Recap! WeContinue reading “Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap”