If the Cast of Below Deck Med Season 4 Were School Superlatives

I’m feeling ~inspired~ by the Season 4 Cast of Below Deck Med (and I’m not talking Chef Mila about to make a bunch of sandwiches ‘inspired.’) Throw your grad caps off the bow of the Sirocco, cause we’re going back to High School – I’m ranking the cast members Yearbook Superlative style!

There’s Sort of a Drinking Game in Here: A Below Deck Recap

Hi there friends. Just as our favorite crew members took a day off last episode, so did I. I had quite the crazy trip in Miami, and I was beat. I also like how I am assuming people missed me, who am I kidding? Lol. I got to chat with some yachties on South BeachContinue reading “There’s Sort of a Drinking Game in Here: A Below Deck Recap”

Joao is a Michelin Star A*Hole: A Below Deck Med Recap

Welcome to Diana’s Michelin Star Below Deck Med Recap. On tonight’s menu, you can expect to find: A starter of Captain Sandy blaming Hannah for everything A main course of Joao antics A steamy Hannah and Conrad date for dessert I hope you’re hungry! We start out with Captain Salty Sandy being ridiculous – she’s lettingContinue reading “Joao is a Michelin Star A*Hole: A Below Deck Med Recap”

Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap

“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, off rude ass guests who abuse a crew and leave a pitiful tip!” For those of you under the age of 65, google the Gilligan’s Island theme song, and you’ll get it. It’s time for another Below Deck Recap! WeContinue reading “Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap”