Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (On Your CV): A Below Deck Med Recap

This Below Deck Med recap is coming to you live from Portland, ME. Yes, I am recapping after hours on a business trip, because I am #Committed. I even had a Mediterranean Dinner to celebrate the occasion. So the sparkling rosé and Disaronno on the rocks I had will only make me extra sassy. Enjoy! ThisContinue reading “Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (On Your CV): A Below Deck Med Recap”

America Didn’t Ask for This (and Other Names for Austen’s Beer Line): A Southern Charm Recap

This season started off so chock full of drama, that it was bound to hit a bit of a lull at some point. That happened this week, with Bravo forcing us to do a keg stand full of Austen’s beer. This week starts off with Craig and Austen on a journey to Greenville to pickContinue reading “America Didn’t Ask for This (and Other Names for Austen’s Beer Line): A Southern Charm Recap”

Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap

“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, off rude ass guests who abuse a crew and leave a pitiful tip!” For those of you under the age of 65, google the Gilligan’s Island theme song, and you’ll get it. It’s time for another Below Deck Recap! WeContinue reading “Let’s Start a GoFund Me to Make Up for the Horrible Tip these Guests Left: A Below Deck Recap”

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is The Countess Speaking (55 Minutes Later): A RHONY Recap

It’s RHONY time, and I’ve been like a little dog drooling ever since we saw the police cruiser cam footage of the Countess getting arrested last week…finally that moment has arrived! …or maybe not. In true Bravo style, we don’t open with the continuation of Luann’s arrest. Why would they give the people what we’veContinue reading “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is The Countess Speaking (55 Minutes Later): A RHONY Recap”